LISTEN: Kellyanne Conway roasts manchild Zohran, lazy Kamala, ass-vertising AOC at GOP dinner ... and Trump?
The Connecticutup obliterated Dems over and over on Thursday.
Former Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway put on a roast in Connecticut on Thursday, hitting Hochul on gestation and Mamdani on toddlerhood, trashing AOC’s ass-vertising and Kamala’s entire being, and even talking Trump tweets and Rupert Murdoch reax along the way. And I’ve got the audio.
Conway was the keynote at the Connecticut Republican Party’s 47th Annual Prescott Bush Awards Dinner in Stamford, and during a wide-ranging talk, Conway drew laughs and applause several times for her zingers and slams.
‘“Finally, he’s found his peeps. He’s got a constituency.”
Most of the roasting was done “inline” with the narrative, but the hit on socialist NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani just seemed to pop out. A relatable moment: it’s virtually impossible to mention that walking joke and not say something hilarious or mean.
She was talking midterms when she blasted the “manchild in Manhattan” for finally finding his constituency.
“In the last 75 years, in 92% of the midterms, which means all but three, the party out of power has picked up seats in at least one of the chambers,” Conway said. “If anybody can defy political gravity, it’s Donald J. Trump, but he’s not on the ballot.”
“When the governorships in New Jersey, where I still vote, and Virginia, and of course Mamdani, manchild in Manhattan got elected… It just rolls off the tongue if you forget his last name,” she said. “He looked so at ease with those five-year-olds recently. I’m like, ‘Finally, he’s found his peeps. He’s got a constituency.’”
“I really don't like her at all. I don't respect her. No. I don't respect her.”
At another point in her remarks, Conway likewise trashed Kamala Harris in somewhat of an aside. She was talking about Fox News host Brian Kilmeade showing clips of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, but before making her point she took some time to just rip Harris utterly to pieces.
Conway said Kilmeade’s clip showed Harris “out on the book tour or something or other.”
“Nobody told her she has to read it, but someone wrote one for her,” she said. As the crowd reacted, Conway rolled with it. “I really don’t like her at all. I don’t respect her. No. I don’t respect her.”
She added one more “I don't respect her” to the fire then fanned the flames, saying Harris was so lazy as VP that neighbors like Conway were never disturbed by comings and goings.
“She didn't work hard,” Conway said. “Her publicist is my neighbor. Near the vice president's residence, and by my house. And I didn't live there before Mike Pence was vice president, but when he was, I had his schedule right here, and I still had my mobility constantly compromised because the vice president of the United States was going to work and coming home from work. And I never had that happen in four years of his successor.”
“What’s her name, AOC, had to write ‘Tax the Rich’ on her ass, excuse me, at the Met Gala. How ridiculous.”
Conway unleashed on “The Squad” and AOC, and segued into Platner and others as she outlined all the ways Democrats continue to get worse rather than better. More out of touch instead of more connected to actual Americans.
She lead into the topic by saying that Republicans can disagree with Trump and that’s healthy, because you can have a “unified” party without being a unanimous one.
“The Democrats have unanimity. I don’t want it,” she said. “They all sound alike. They all say the same thing. They all look alike most days. The Squad that doesn’t do squat. They’re famous for being famous.”
“What’s her name, AOC, had to write ‘Tax the Rich’ on her ass, excuse me, at the Met Gala. How ridiculous,” Conway said. “Yeah, she did. And she got a sanction for doing that. Got a sanction for doing that. Terrible.”
She wasn’t done with AOC though, pegging her as a do-nothing big-talker attention hog.
“Name a bill she’s passed,” she said., “I looked it up again the other day because I’m like, I don’t, I want to be fair to her if I missed one. She’s yet to pass one, she’s in her fourth term. She renamed a post office. She’s never walked in one, but she renamed a post office. She renamed a bench for somebody. And she has a microphone in her face at all times. She doesn’t do anything that matters to anybody in this room.”
She then listed the terrible people who are influencers and new recruits for Democrats, calling out Maine Democrat, Nazi tattoo-haver, and #MeToo villain Graham Platner, as well as Michigan Dem frontrunner Abdul El-Sayed and his buddy and top Dem influencer Hasan Piker, who hates dogs and loves Hamas.
“This is what we’re up against. We should be winning everything not nailed to the ground,” she said. “But people need to know it.”
“Congratulations, gestational parent, it’s a… to be determined later!”
Unfortunately the audio for the jab at New York Gov. Kathy Hochul didn’t survive, but the gist of the comments, per a source in the room, were slamming the new law in the state that replaces the words “mother” and “father” with heinously idiotic euphemisms.
Important to understand: This is not a joke. The state now uses the terms “gestating parent” and “non-gestating parent” instead of mom/mother or dad/father in statutes, court, and everywhere else. Seriously.
Conway said gave birth to her children in New York City and “can’t imagine” what it’s like now, mockingly saying, “‘Congratulations, gestational parent… it’s a… to be determined later."
That’s not all the audio by a long shot. In the next article you can hear her comments about Trump tweets and Murdoch and bad GOP ads and more.