You hear a lot of complaints from the David French wing of politics about how people are a bunch of mean assholes, especially those who are of the Christian conservative Republican sort that French still preposterously claims to have been.
But I’m not talking about being asshole. I’m talking about being ass. And while David French is indeed an excellent example of an ass, that’s not who I’m bitching about today, specifically.
I’m talking about people trying to pull this crap:

